Calzonazos

Spanish slang for -- completely and totally whipped by your girlfriend. Most frequently occurs when an spanish guy is in love with a spanish girl but they are far apart (e.g. he is in NY and she is in barcelona). She wears the pants in the situation and basically he's just along for the ride.

Mira ese tio es la definicion de calzonazos....o mejor dicho WONDERWOMAN.....

by luners February 8, 2010

Calvin

A godlike ramen cooker.

Wow, have you seen Calvin? His ramen is really good.

by paintingYourFaceRn October 14, 2018

calvin

literally the cutest human ever everyone should love him bc he’s literally the best don’t feel special the calvin reading this it wasn’t for you

look it’s calvin i wish i was like him

by layla:(: April 30, 2020

Calzonish

1.dough filled with tasty treats, being like a calzone.

2. One who is cheesy and filled with lies

1."this stretched out dough ball made from cheeses and other goodies is so calzonish"

2. "Jared is sooooo calzonish, he is always full of shit!"

by Gina haskell March 8, 2008

calvino

Calvino is a God he is very funny and he is very smart he doesnt take shit from no won he's shy when he meets new people he is great with the ladies

Omg I just met this guy Calvin but everyone calls him calvino he must be a god

by Vaper god May 15, 2018

Calvin Allen

Calvin Allen is a cute guy. He really is nice, funny, and attractive.

He has a really good sense of humor, and despite that, he also is very religious.
He has many friends, and there is always one girl which is very special for him.

He knows that he is quite attractive, but he keeps his love for someone special, and he keeps on secretly missing his special person.

You know, I think I met a Calvin Allen. I'm deeply in love with him

by gohibernating November 17, 2018

Calvin

A guy who wholeheartedly loves Christa's with every ounce of his being

Gal#1: Damn look at that sexy mf over there!!!
Gal#2: oh him, that's Calvin, he belongs to that chic over there. She's Christa the sexy mother he is fucking.
Gal#1: they are soooooo lucky to have each other!!!

by Hanz Zarkov October 29, 2020