a smallish college in Grand Rapids Michigan. Where some crazy drunk ass hot girls go. They say they are christians but really they are pretty freaky. Everyone there is dutch and very tall. Everyone gets married by the time they graduate and they all have snobby kids that will some day go to Calvin college.
by kinfee August 30, 2010
Get the Calvin Collegemug. A Dirty Calvin is a person who is sweet and loving but he has a monster hiding in he's pants O.o when I say this I’m not joking like OoF- every guy would wish to have a pp like he’s xd.
by Pure stupidity April 18, 2020
Get the Dirty Calvinmug. A small private college in GR michigan. Its one of those "christian" colleges but whatever, those motherfuckers know how to party and dammmnnnn those girls can drink. You have to be careful though cause when you sleep with those girls cause most of them are going to college to get their MRS. degree. But calvin is famous for hott girls, so if you aren't pretty don't fucking bother to apply.The guys there, mostly pot heads. They don't give a fuck about anything because most of them are just going to inherit their families money.
by kinfee kimperver November 26, 2010
Get the Calvin Collegemug. A Taiwanese singer/superstar, member of the boy band Farenheit with less than amazing looks, contrary to the typical image of Calvins. A name of great fame, glory, and manliness. Common qualities include good looks, humor, musical proficiency, tastefully sarcastic remarks, and a distinctive sense of confidence. However, it is not to be confused with arrogance, as they can at times be bashful in nature. Originally meaning bald, the uncommon name has been morphed into a name of greatness, and is to be worn with great pride.
by Sects January 11, 2009
Get the [Calvin Chen]mug. Typical sellout, in his old days he was a cool electro/house music artist who released cool tracks like "The Girls", "Blue" and "Acceptable in the 80s". Now he's a pop star who releases chart music for kids and people who like pop music. He just releases tracks now where he provides some average bet for some horrible rapper like Tinie Tempah to rap over or for some chart singer to sing over. The fact more people like him now does NOT make him a better music artist.
Chart music fan: "Dude have you heard the new Calvin Harris song?"
House music fan: "Yeah I hated it, I miss the days when he used to be good."
Chart music fan: "Oh well, I love house music, artists like David Guetta, Calvin Harris and Avicci"
House music fan: (Shakes his head and walks off with his earphones on listening to The Chemical Brothers)
House music fan: "Yeah I hated it, I miss the days when he used to be good."
Chart music fan: "Oh well, I love house music, artists like David Guetta, Calvin Harris and Avicci"
House music fan: (Shakes his head and walks off with his earphones on listening to The Chemical Brothers)
by Propane_Nightmares May 27, 2014
Get the Calvin Harrismug. 1. A fat bitch so fricken fat that she can't sit down because she will suffocate her self because of all the fricken fat on her neck , and her cram can't come in side so she wouldn't be able to get up.2. The biggest fat ass, lard eating, horse shit, skunk fucking bastard in the whole dam world.3.A big fat bitch that is a lesbian hoe.
fatassbitchlesbian hoeCalvin's mom
by B1g Papa2728 November 1, 2013
Get the Calvin's mommug. 1.This is the tragic moment when a guy realizes the condom he has is too big for his small set up.
2. When a man crys while having sex, like a massive pussy.
3. When a guy cums early, but has sex anyway...
2. When a man crys while having sex, like a massive pussy.
3. When a guy cums early, but has sex anyway...
by Sharkpuncher July 12, 2010
Get the Dirty Calvinmug.