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Calumitis

A type of disease found in Rhice-hamsters
Wait does ur Rhice-hamster have “calumitis”
by LILRICKROLLED June 12, 2025
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Calum

a masculine/ male person who you will meet in your grade 7 class and slowly fall in love with. you will be seated with him in many classes and start to get closer. soon enough everyone will be saying things like oh their secretly dating oh they like each other and all of a sudden your in deep. a Calum is a person that you could never see coming in your life but as soon as they do you can’t imagine life without them. A Calum is also very honest. He tells you exactly how he feels when he feels it and even if it’s something that may upset you he says it in a way that can make you feel less bad about it. In conclusion if you meet or have already met a Calum keep him, even if you don’t see it now he MAY just become one of the most important people in your entire life
wow I am so lucky to have met this boy named Calum!!
by justadelulugirlwithouta_solulu December 28, 2025
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✨Feeling Calum✨

Definition: When you wanna throw your phone against something to soothe the pain or fusturation you're feeling, but you're flat out broke, so you cope with crying your ass off. And that's what we call ✨Feeling Calum✨
✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: "Oh, crap, not this again!
Person two: What?"
Person one: "Luke spent all of MY money on club peniguin."
Person: "I'm sorry, Ash. Maybe throw something, like your phone at the wall."
Person one: "Are you listening? I'm broke and I won't be abled to buy a new phone."
Person two: "Just don't be to bummed out, you don't wanna ✨Feel Calum✨, now do you?"

"Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is the soundtrack to ✨Feeling Calum✨
by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020
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Ms.Caluya

Shes the sweetest teacher she would always assign students fun tasks and brought food every year almost she L O V E S dounts
Ms.Caluya: We will have homework about math.

Students: n o homework pls 😩✋

Ms.Caluya: Ok then s n a c k s 👌
by Blobbun July 9, 2021
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dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow
last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum
by uidgame January 3, 2023
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dirty calum

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later
im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!
by uidgame January 3, 2023
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