One who is very fucking tall, often named Colton. Thus the Colton is the tallest kid in school, and hangs out with kids a grade lower. Coltons must complete the Journey of the Giraffe in order to achieve total Giraffe like height. The Colton is packed with creme goodness, and is a gentle creature of the night. Coltons make good friends and give amazing piggy back rides.
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