Ceiling fan

A person who likes admires ceilings.

Person 1: I love ceilings
Person 2: So you're a ceiling fan.

by BasseDaBows March 2, 2020

ceiling cumshot

Ejaculating onto the ceiling.

"Hey what did you do last night?" says tod

"I did a ceiling cumshot"

by ChrissyDog June 20, 2021

Pocket Calling

if you have your cell phone in your pocket, you sometimes manage to call people without knowing it.. that way you are pockey calling

Hank is always pocket calling... I'm getting called by him so often lately.. and than all i hear is his a weird murmer

by Robbird October 23, 2009

tits on the ceiling

Dome shaped light mounts fixated to ceilings, commonly found in hallways, basements, living rooms, and some bedrooms.

Also the beginning verse of a forgotten rap song.

"Hey Abbey, nice tits on the ceiling!"

"Omg did you see Lauren's two tits on the ceiling?"

by HammieG January 27, 2017

hanging from the ceiling

when hanging from the ceiling you are suspended by your balls with a 10 pound weight to counter balance you so you evenly hang. Used to jelq.

My friend and I were caught "hanging from the ceiling" at the sleepover.
My dad walked in on me "hanging from the ceiling" while playing videogames.
I told my friend he was crazy for not "hanging on the ceiling"

by ticklemyrectum4$ January 18, 2023

calling dibs

calling dibs is a slang term that refers to a male "claiming" the rights to pursue a woman. dibs can be called in either a serious or a sarcastic fashion as long as all males in the party are aware of the context.

(after spotting a particularly attractive or unattractive woman) "I'm calling dibs!"

by pps57 May 21, 2008

Calling in fat

The act of skipping work because you can't find any clothes that fit properly.

"Hey, why didn't Jess show up for that section meeting today?"

"She's got some PMS bloat, so she's calling in fat"

by tessaract November 2, 2009