by Jammaz1 May 3, 2011
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Joe: What?
John: Yeah. My mom got back last night from turning tricks and she mentioned your name.
Joe: What?
John: Yeah. My mom got back last night from turning tricks and she mentioned your name.
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Get the cumpletion mug.\ kəm-’pis-’slit \
Vulgar slang
Verb
1. To urinate and ejaculate
Adjective
2. A man spooging an illegal or questionable and secretive amount of his semen.
Word Origin and History:
Donald Trump was cumpissslit in Stormy Daniels
Vulgar slang
Verb
1. To urinate and ejaculate
Adjective
2. A man spooging an illegal or questionable and secretive amount of his semen.
Word Origin and History:
Donald Trump was cumpissslit in Stormy Daniels
by Skeki May 23, 2018
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Get the cumpoodur mug.Cumpelstilskin is a dwarfish creature that appears to satify the needs of the whores throughout the community. He resembles our favorite childhood fairy tale creature Rumpelstiltskin, however instead of spinning straw into gold, he spins fecal matter into cum. The gift of spinning fecal matter into cum is seen as a metaphor for the value of fecal matter, and the need for cum.
you know whats good with Yoo-Hoo?.... some cum
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by Chief BT March 12, 2010
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