Paula Creamer

When a chick is giving a guy a hand-job and he blows his load onto her wrist.

After a hand-job, I gave her a Paula Creamer.

by VitHydra December 26, 2010

Creased White Air Forces

Just as dangerous as regular Black Air Forces. If you see someone playing basketball or walking in creased white air forces avoid them at all costs

Guy 1. Woah that guy has Creased White Air Forces.
Guy 2. Let’s avoid him

by just a nibba tryna fuk January 25, 2020

Creased Jeans Moment

That moment when you collect your jeans from the cleaners shortly before you want to wear them for a hot date, only to realise they've had creases ironed right down the front of them and there's no time to change.

Damn this Creased Jeans Moment - the cleaner's ironed creases right down the front of my jeans and I've no time to change before my hot date.

by Angry Filthster June 4, 2010

coffee creamer

A white man who is dating/having sexual relations with a black woman.

Coffee creamers are a rare find, but if you find one you know he is a brave-ass man.

by w00gy April 17, 2006

Coldstone Creamery

An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.

"We'll see you back tomorrow teehee!"

by Carl H. August 18, 2005

Creased

The result of laughing too much until your body starts to crease.

“Dude was talkin’ about a bunch a shit that made no sense… man, when I tell you that shit had me creased… bruh…”

“I ain't gon’ lie bruh… I’m hella mad… that shit was probably hella funny…”

by TrenchTrophies July 25, 2021

railroad creamer

When getting blowed by your girlfriend on a railroad pump trolley, while pumping her up and down by the handles, and finishing on her face.

Did you hear Johnny was down the train station last night and gave his girl a railroad creamer?

by My Ragina January 19, 2017