cradle wanker

A pedophile. A derogatory term with a little more gusto.
"Fuck you, you fat, sick, fucking cradle wanker."
by ghostbun.1 October 01, 2021
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robbing the cradle

Stealing a baby, or it's personal effects from it's crib.
I'm low on funds son, I'm going to go rob the cradle next store and sell the baby to a nice couple who can't conceive a child of their own./ I'm low on funds so I'm going to steal that babies blanket, B.
by jerem December 12, 2003
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Judas Cradle

Just like the iron maiden and the anguish pear, this device was made up for torture museums in the 19th century. Also, the Catholic church never executed anyone. Common myth. Secular courts did as they found an attack on the official religion an attack on the state
by somethingok July 15, 2016
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cats in the cradle

Dan: my sisters boyfriends mom wrecked my stepdads passed down for generations from grandfather to father to sons classic car that was registered to our neighbor who is a horse groomer.

Sam: this is all very cats in the cradle Dan, I don’t have time for your shit.
by Tspice November 28, 2017
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cats cradle

the area in a males pants that is between the ball sack and the shaft. Also refers to the dried semen that dribbles down the penis and behind the ball sack.
I got an itch in the cats cradle
by Ruben Migroin April 10, 2011
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butt cradle

Butt cradle: A butt cradle is a chair in which your butt is cradled in the most voluptuous way possible for instance it's like when your shopping for deli meats and you pick up a whole ham with both hands, it is as if you are butt cradling it
Can I get dat butt cradle
by Butt Cradle August 18, 2017
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Kick the cradle

To impregnate or get pregnant. (its just like kick the bucket as referring to finding out your dying in this case finding out you got her knocked up
by A funny dude October 12, 2011
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