count to ten

A common anger management technique, used to calm a person down in a heated situation.

You cannot “count to ten” me - Big Sean

by 6ADAWY February 24, 2018

Body count

1 × the number of people with whom you've had penetrative sex, plus 0.5 × the number of people with whom you've had only oral sex. This is known academically as the Yochey Standard

My body count is 5.5

by Academic Concensus September 8, 2022

counting money

A male term used to describe the action of itching ones testicle sack by rubbing the skin between the thumb and index finger. Usually done from within his pants pocket.

Tim was counting money in the church lobby because his nuts itched so bad from sitting through the days service.

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

The count dracula

When you stick it in her butt, nut, bite her on the neck and leave

Man I did the Count Dracula and she got pissed.

by Bolony1 May 20, 2019

count poopula

A person characterized after the Count on Sesame Street, who counts the number of bowel movements another person has.

Count Poopula wouldn't stop counting my poops on our road trip. He kept announcing them to the whole group, "One stinky winky, ha ha ha, two stinky winkies ha ha ha."

by Silli Vanilli July 8, 2014

5 Count

The thing that gets evey party, social gathering off to the right start; a toast where someone puts a fist in the air and counts off for 5 seconds while everyone chugs their beer. Usually repeated many times through the night

"Let's do a 5 count!!!"

"Oh man, that 5 count just killed me!"

by Colleen September 8, 2004

Count Michael

A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")

He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.

by Another hott chick May 22, 2004