Cool kitty from Ybor City

A person who grew up on the mean streets of Ybor City in the 1940's and 1950's who caused trouble around the neighborhood, commonly known nowadays as a hooligan. This person, in his teen years, enjoyed wearing white t-shirts all the time with the sleeves rolled up. He went through his teens and 20's, basking in the light of his self-proclaimed Elvis look alike image, although who would really want to brag about resembling a rock and roll star who had overgrown sideburns, was hooked on drugs, and died of an overdose. this person ends up joining the army, gets stationed in Germany, and meets the local flan, jager, and beer hoarder. He ends up kidnapping the Nazi lover back to the US where he, still to this day, enslaves her. They end up married, have a daughter and an absolutely awesome son...despite his flaws. These days, this "cool kitty from Ybor City", is not so cool anymore. He tells bad jokes, thinks he knows everything, and hates Robin Williams, although he is a closet metro sexual. In closing and despite all his flaws, he is still the best father someone could ask for.

I am a cool kitty from Ybor City

by Enyount March 8, 2011

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Cool Rips

Idiom meaning good fortune, good luck, or all is well. Originates from packing a bong with ice to lower the temperature, thus facilitating cooler inhalations, or "rips".

"I'm planning to pick up an O from Zack tonight."

"Cool rips, bro."

by La Di Da Di April 26, 2011

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Cool-sucking

The cool yet sucky feeling you get when you've made a wonderful connection with someone special, with the minor detail of them being in a different time zone.

Boy: I like you.
Girl: I like you too.
Both: This is cool.
Boy: I live in Miami.
Girl: I live in San Francisco.
Both: This sucks.
Eavesdropper: They are totally cool-sucking.

by Lovely Butterflies November 3, 2011

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cool clock, ahmed

Something said when confronted with a piece of technology you know absolutely nothing about. Taken from the incident in which a teenager named Ahmed took a standard digital alarm clock, disassembled it and mounted it in a pencil box and took it to school where he was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb. He argued it was an "invention" and, subsequently, president Obama tweeted, "Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?"

"Hey man, check out my new dodecahedral focusing unit."

"Cool clock, Ahmed."

by snacky95 December 14, 2015

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cool to hang

When you are not really interested in dating nor being close friends with someone (because you do not naturally vibe with them) , but you are willing to spend time with them because you like the attention, company and/or general experience .

"When you are not really down for someone, but you are cool to hang"

by latinxbro October 15, 2019

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