cock convention

See brodeo, sausage fest, circle jerk

I thought you said there were hot chicks here? All is see is a fucking cock convention.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

The "Cop-Con" episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which is the 17th episode of Season 4, was edited by Jeremy Reuben. This episode features the precinct attending a police convention in Rochester, New York, where they get into various shenanigans.

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The "Cop-Con" episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which is the 17th episode of Season 4, was edited by Jeremy Reuben. This episode features the precinct attending a police convention in Rochester, New York, where they get into various shenanigans.

by IDoNotMakeNoSmack March 9, 2025

Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.

Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"

by Kenipples November 1, 2014

Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.

Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.

by Dalphious Doppler October 30, 2011

Springfield Convent

An all girls school where the most holy girls go. They love spending time on their knees.....praying.

Wow the girl is so bad at netball she must be from Springfield Convent.

by Poespoespoespoes August 10, 2020

screen time conventions

The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.

In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

The Geneva Convention

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Geneva Convention

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025