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Coach Mike

“Omfg guys Coach Mike hit a motorcycle driving to practice”

That’s crazy! What a goofy ass nigga!”
by mygfsuckstoes October 16, 2019
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Coach Mike

An unempathetic coach
He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do
by 188888995 July 29, 2021
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Grandma Coach

A grandma who also works as a youth's sports coach. Often fires the other coaches and takes on coaching herself. One notable example of this happened on January 30, 2011 when Beatrice Middleton fired her son, Morris, from his Pop-Warner football team and took over the coaching herself.
Beatrice: (blowing the coach's whistle) Hey kids, Coach Morris isn't here any more. You've got yourselves a Grandma Coach!

Wilson: What on earth is a Grandma Coach?

Beatrice: It's a grandma that coaches kids' sports. Trust me, you'll like me just as much as you did him!

Wilson: I'm not so sure.

Beatrice: Trust me, it's going to be fun. I'll work you so hard you'll be begging for mercy! (blows the whistle again, yelling) MOVE IT!

Morris: Mom! You're working those guys too hard. A coach isn't supposed to work that way.

Beatrice: Oh yeah, well drop and give me fifty! (blows the whistle again, getting in Morris' face yelling) NOW!!!

Midge: Easy Beatrice, it's only your first day. You'll make a great coach, trust me!
by Dusty's Baby Powder February 20, 2011
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Coach Muhl

A talkative, boring, geriatric, and cruel teacher.
by WhatUpCuz101 November 28, 2018
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Coach Miller

a fatass psycho lonely dike who no one likes and takes up so much fucking space its insane
Student 1: did you see coach miller today? she looks bigger than usual!

Student 2: i know right? how is that fat cunt a gym teacher but has never once stepped in an actual gym her entire life, thats crazy.
by sexymami69420 May 14, 2023
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coach mik

A deadly man, stay away! Don't mess with him, or he will get you. Tall male. he farts a lot...don't go on a date with him or he will fart on your food before you get it. He always wears crazy sock. He also has an insanely big booty puttooty.
DEFFINETLY DON'T BE A COACH MIK.
by hellopotty January 28, 2018
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Coach Welock

he said look up my name in the dictionary and you’ll find awesome

awesome IS coach welock
by shizlitty September 23, 2019
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