Coach Welock

Awesome

he said look up my name in the dictionary and you’ll find awesome

awesome IS coach welock

by shizlitty September 23, 2019

Coach Oliver

A mentally unstable man who penguin walks and had the personality of a special needs individual who constantly eats tuna. His classroom smells like wet dog.

Coach Olivers’s hairline goes past his skull.

by Theblack_nightmare637 December 31, 2019

coach dooly

A horrible person that will rip your soul to shreds if you forget to wear your school id, or decide to where your hoodie to school.

Oh yeah man, I didnt wear my id and I got dooled by coach dooly.

by YoungDaggerDickJuuler October 23, 2018

coach Peterson

a baseball coach at Randall who doesn't brush his hair and lies about having a wife.

omg I hate coach Peterson so much. he gets butt hurt over every little thing.

by bad ass you know who February 21, 2017

Coach Reichert

In the year 420 B.C. a mortal man known as San Ricardo confused the infinity stones with pop rocks and this summoned the gods of LDub. He was given a Bucks sweatshirt and a pair of sweatpants by the gods. He'd wear them for the rest of his life. Finally, the gods gave him the power of "The Clap" The clap was so power it made men quiver, cry, and soil themselves. Men, women, and children feared the grooviness of The Clap's power. With the clap of his hands, the oceans parted, empires crumbled, and the universe bended to his will. He used this power for good though. He rode along on his majestic steed (The LW Van) with sunglasses and used his powers to solve world hunger by giving everyone a McChicken, donut sticks, and tickets to the Fiserv. His words of wisdom such as "bang, bang", "we outta here", and "LETS GOOO" were studied by generation after generation. Simply put, Reichert is Radical

Doofus 1: Have you seen Avengers: Endgame?
Doofus 2: No
Doofus 1: Well Coach Reichert claps Thanos and kills all the Avengers too, and the world..ALL IS LEFT IS REICHERT
Doofus 2: BRO ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!? YOU ARE A STANKY SPOILER

by VinnyVtheSkinnyTree April 29, 2019

Coach Fran

A douche nozzle. The current head coach at Texas A&M, fans everywhere anxiously await the day that he is either fired or dies in a burning inferno.

1) Coach Fran can claim impressive stats such as worst school loss ever, two worst bowl losses, 0-5 against Oklahoma, 1-4 against Texas, 1-4 against Texas Tech, and gave his school the first losing record in 20+ years.

2) Coach Fran does not disclose information on players injuries...unless he is paid $1200 a season. Currently under investigation by the NCAA.

by rhutton125 November 25, 2007

Coach Mike

An unempathetic coach

He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do

by 188888995 July 29, 2021