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coach Peterson

a baseball coach at Randall who doesn't brush his hair and lies about having a wife.
omg I hate coach Peterson so much. he gets butt hurt over every little thing.
by bad ass you know who February 21, 2017
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Coach Muhl

A talkative, boring, geriatric, and cruel teacher.
by WhatUpCuz101 November 28, 2018
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Grandma Coach

A grandma who also works as a youth's sports coach. Often fires the other coaches and takes on coaching herself. One notable example of this happened on January 30, 2011 when Beatrice Middleton fired her son, Morris, from his Pop-Warner football team and took over the coaching herself.
Beatrice: (blowing the coach's whistle) Hey kids, Coach Morris isn't here any more. You've got yourselves a Grandma Coach!

Wilson: What on earth is a Grandma Coach?

Beatrice: It's a grandma that coaches kids' sports. Trust me, you'll like me just as much as you did him!

Wilson: I'm not so sure.

Beatrice: Trust me, it's going to be fun. I'll work you so hard you'll be begging for mercy! (blows the whistle again, yelling) MOVE IT!

Morris: Mom! You're working those guys too hard. A coach isn't supposed to work that way.

Beatrice: Oh yeah, well drop and give me fifty! (blows the whistle again, getting in Morris' face yelling) NOW!!!

Midge: Easy Beatrice, it's only your first day. You'll make a great coach, trust me!
by Dusty's Baby Powder February 20, 2011
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Coach Mike

“Omfg guys Coach Mike hit a motorcycle driving to practice”

That’s crazy! What a goofy ass nigga!”
by mygfsuckstoes October 16, 2019
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Coach Mike

An unempathetic coach
He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do
by 188888995 July 29, 2021
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Coach Watson

Coach Watson is a loved boi the gets his inspiration from the main man Gary and his drive to explore the world from paddy and is totally a sexy beast, the lad can pull any girl because of his lanky legs and as soon as they know he’s Coach. He is loved very much by his team but unfortunately he’s going through a Baghdad Pants phase.

He is determined to go down as one of the greats and will succeed!
Coach Watson - let’s do some warmups lads high knees, high knees!
Lano - You are my inspiration can I have a photo
by Lemon555 June 11, 2018
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coach dooly

A horrible person that will rip your soul to shreds if you forget to wear your school id, or decide to where your hoodie to school.
Oh yeah man, I didnt wear my id and I got dooled by coach dooly.
by YoungDaggerDickJuuler October 23, 2018
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