Dialing the Cell Phone

The act of male masturbation.

Dinadan had to leave Molten Core because he was Dialing the Cell Phone.

by Beanhunter June 11, 2006

cell phone whip

To assault a person utilizing a cellular phone as a weapon. Similar to a pistol whip.

In order to avoid assault, I cell phone whipped him, into unconciousness.

Ho! You know I'll cell phone whip a bitch!

by black jesus July 23, 2005

Cell phone Condom

The case or clip that holds your cellular phone.

Practice safe text, wear a Cell phone Condom

by gammadelta1 October 15, 2007

cellpholocate

To call someone on a cell phone in order to locate where they are. Usually done when you are at the same physical location and uses the conversation to close in on the person you're trying to find.

Just a second, let me cellpholocate Joe.
Ring... Joe, I'm at the theater, where are you? You're standing by the entrance? What are you wearing? You wearing a blue jacket? Stick your arm up so I can see you. There you are!

by Samedi July 23, 2008

cell phone

A personal locating device which ensures that you are pussy whipped

Nancy called me on my cellphone but I didn't answer it after I checked the caller i.d. THIS made Teri suspicious. So now my date doesn't trust me and my wife will be suspicious when I get home late. SHIT !

by J.J.J. January 7, 2004

cell phone

A device designed to give brain cancer to a large sector of the population; this is for medical research, funded by pharmaceutical companies.

Recent advances in cell phone technology have made them more addictive (video, text messaging) in order to increase the exposure time of the average citizen, and thus, create a larger sampling pool for the new brain cancer drugs.

"Dude, like, text me on my cell phone. Ow, my head hurts."

by das uberwensch May 17, 2006

cellphonia demensia

To have obcessive use of one's cellphone, Blackberry, etc. resulting in distancing themselves from others including family, girlfriends/boyfriends, and work related issues. Can be a deadly disease for if prolonged exposure to cellphonia demensia occurs, U could totall-e b talk-ing lik dis, on your English final. And that sucks. Alot

Karen went to the doctors after getting a F on her English final, fearing the worst. After a quick examination, the doctor was able to conclude that Karen had cellphonia demensia, and that she would be scared for life.

by Saint of Suburbia December 29, 2007