A Catholic/Christian metal band that combines traditional latin prayer with heavy metal instrumentation.
I was born into a catholic family so I am a cradle Catholic, but I listen to the band Cradle Catholic.
by z00ts00t March 1, 2011
Get the Cradle Catholicmug. (variants: polish may replace catholic) Isn't the answer to your question very obvious; That was a stupid question (The variant form was used since the accession of John Paul II)
by Light Joker May 31, 2006
Get the Is the pope catholic?mug. Don't send your kids to a catholic church unless you want their asshole enlarged to the size of a shower drain. The priest will deny that they rape kids but they do.
Father: Son why are you limping
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit
by xxCakeLordxx May 29, 2020
Get the Catholic Priestmug. The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch
Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!
by obiwanshinobistrikesback April 21, 2018
Get the catholic handjobmug. 70% of the people here are nic fiends, 20% are gay, and everyone else is just wack. If you’re going to Lancaster Catholic just wait for all of the crazy people and events. It’s basically a cult
by SmellMyNuts42069 December 2, 2021
Get the Lancaster Catholicmug. Providence Catholic somewhere where you can repeatedly be told that we’re all a family for only 12 grand a year. The disciplinary guidelines are so ridiculous that you’ll feel your a citizen in North Korea, unless of course your a wrestler. The faculty will tell students that you have a leg up on everyone else because you go to providence as students will flee from the school freshman year on because of how much easier it is to succeed at any other school. Be prepared to sit through way too many student council assembly’s throughout the year even though the only say they have in anything is what color streamers the Christmas Dance (that no one will go to ) will have that year.
by Matthew “volleyball” Russo August 11, 2020
Get the Providence Catholicmug. When a Catholic priest encounters a person younger than them they apply the "Catholic rounding" technique to determine if they are of an "acceptable" age.
1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:
Acceptable age = LAC
3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:
Acceptable age = Person's age
1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:
Acceptable age = LAC
3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:
Acceptable age = Person's age
She seems too young for me Father.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.
by IDontCatholicRound January 1, 2019
Get the Catholic roundingmug.