Dirty Caden

A kid that has a laser mouse and cuts out your anus then shoves it down your throat with a water bottle back in place

did you hear about that kid had a Dirty Caden last night?

by ./\.#dirtbike./\. March 20, 2020

Caden Sieber

(adjective) when your so unathletic that anything that you touch with your bare hands will end up on the floor. When one is described using this phrase, they should rethink their life choices and get back to the weight room.

Dude, how did you drop that catch? Your such a Caden Sieber!

by Lil Diabetus November 9, 2021

Caden Matson

A phenomenal athlete who goes above and beyond the the playing field. Probably the best player humboldt football has seen.

Caden matson is a stud at football

by Madmarvin March 29, 2022

Caden

kidna lit but nahhhhh

"see that loser over there thats caden "

by bigdaddy85 February 24, 2019

caden's dick

Very small

That's a Caden's dick tiny

by Jfguccgg April 19, 2017

pulled a caden

Someone just said something retarded. Or did something beyond stupid.

“Oh my gosh he just pulled a caden.”

by Hello2637388338 November 18, 2017

Caden Smith

Caden Smith is nice and cute at the beginning of the relationship.. you will soon realize he is a women beater, unloyal whore, will sleep with your cousin, is a drug addict, disrespectful to his mother, will take it in the ass, has no heart and spams cringe pictures of himself on his instagram.

Corey: Why did you beat the shit out of Caden Smith?
Aaliyah: because he is an ass hole and deserves to be dead.

by suckmydick21 January 9, 2019