buttered up

To entice someone; usually by making said person feel as if they are a piece of toast being spread with butter.

We just called Johnny and he said we could come over. I think it’s because we buttered up him fat.

by johnnyboi sauce June 10, 2018

Buttered

When you clutch up, and as you are enjoying the moment get brutally interopted ruining your previous success.

Dan: hey, Johnny did you get that squad fortnite win

Johnny: No, I knocked 3 and the last one pumped me

Dan: damn you buttered that shit

by Bingo Ben June 12, 2018

Buttered Eggs

The result of shaving your testicles while in the shower, and proceeding to lather them in soap while clanking them together.

Bro my buttered eggs are still sore

by Bradyshitzinacan August 23, 2018

Buttered Cracker

A white person with waves

Buttered Cracker-Joe wave cheeeeckkk

by domthemotherfucking donkey March 22, 2019

Buttered toast

A sandwich of the open faced variety

"Hey brad, lets go get some open faced sandwiches"
"Ok chad how 'bout some buttered toast?"
"You read my mind"

by Sandwichlover9000 April 15, 2019

Buttered

Upset; butt hurt

Bro #1: dude I can’t believe u fiended my last pod bro
Bro#2: u dont gotta be so buttered about it bro ill get u a new one

by cracker jack me off January 29, 2020

buttered noodles

the best fawking thing you'll ever eat, and it's easy to make

kyle: yo daddy you want some buttered noodles

daddy: fawk yeah I do

by asscheeks420 August 4, 2021