blatanism

Blatanism is a word for the lazy people who can't be bothered to say 'blatant favourtism'.

It can be used as so, 'wiffy gets in the team because of his dad', 'yea i kno, its blatanism'

by Marksy July 26, 2008

blatard

Cross between blatantly, and retard - like "blatantly, you're a retard for even asking"

housemate 1: shall we get drunk and go out tonight?
housemates 2 -7: Blatard!

by Rojiepojie August 24, 2007

Blataw!

It is a method developed by two parents named ;Shaza and Wayne,to put children to sleep using an old martial-art technique.Hit the child between the neck and the shoulder and ...BLATAW! they on the floor snoring.

Rachel:"*baby crying* ingaaaaaaaaaa!!! ignaaaaaa!
Wayne to Shaza:"honey,the baby is crying can you...?"
Shaza:"This problem will be resolved in a few,kite'm soti ponyet mwen!!!
**BLATAW!**
Rachel:"ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzz"

by Jiacomo June 22, 2009

bilateral samsonite

Known to EMTs and paramedics, the individual who needlessly calls 911 for an imagined emergency and is waiting on the curb with two packed suitcases when the ambulance arrives, assuming that he or she will be staying in the hospital for some time (where hopefully personal attention, sympathy, food, and pain medications will be administered).

We thought we were responding to a heart attack, but we actually had a bilateral samsonite.

Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.

by Artmedic March 25, 2010

blathlete

An athlete of african-american descent. Often used to refer to african-american college athletes by jersey chasing female college students.

Sarah: I totally found a new blathlete in my sociology class to stare at all quarter. The like WHOLE football team is in here.
Kaylee: OMG there are like no blathletes in my upper level accounting class. What class is that? I'm totes switching in

by treezyboo January 6, 2011

blat

Can also be used to mean to crush or humiliatingly defeat, a bit like own (or pwn), but usually in context with guns.

We blatted the enemy with bare L98 fire
Gonna use a lemsip to blat my fuckin' cold

by mos definition April 24, 2007

bilatibay

Hiligaynon term for "How do you do"

yudipota bilatibay ya
Hello how do you do
Meg bilatibay mo.
Friend how are you

by Jvan dela Cruz December 15, 2019