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Girl afternoon brunch

Not what you think.

Defined as modernised loose women in their mid to late twenties. Enjoying female company in a civilised environment, scones and biscuits and cheap prosecco/bucks fizz and other English delicacies.

These women are young, but have experienced life to the fullest and are on the brink of settling down with their partners.. contemplating children, marriage and have just put their deposit down on their first home. They still enjoy the occasional night out, but are equally happy staying at home with the boyf, having a date night in with a Chinese on the way.. followed by cuddles on the couch with the dog snoozing on the carpet and a crap film being played on the telly.

Don't trust these women, they might sound like the wifey type.. but they are the craziest. When she gets home from brunch... bet your ass if she catches you playing FIFA or COD with the lads, she's going to pour hot water on you and shag your best friend while you're at work.
Bruh, why did your girl leave you?

Girl afternoon brunch my G.

Ah man, say no more.
by jumpmanxdxd September 6, 2023
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Snuggles and brunched

When a casual sexual hookup contains a full night of close physical contact followed by a large meal and morning drink specials (bloody mary’s, bottomless mimosas). This combination can take what started as a one-night stand and turn it into an instant relationship.
What’s up with Matt and that chick? Didn’t they just meet last night? Why are they making out and crying over there? It’s like a scene from the notebook!”
“Yeah, he got snuggles and brunched again!”
by Little sweets July 20, 2018
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Cluster Brunch

A non-vulgar way of saying a cluster fuck.

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.
The crowd of people at Costco on Sunday trying to get free samples was a real cluster Brunch.
by GreetingsADM December 11, 2023
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Brunch Quiche

Coitus that takes place between the hours of 11 a.m and 1 p.m.
She came round to make me breakfast, next thing I knew she was giving me brunch quiche
by Stafford Street August 8, 2010
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A Brunch Of Queers

A group of flamboyant gay men, usually found congregating at a local museum or art event; who care nothing about art or history, they just want to be seen and heard while having 'Cocktails' over Brunch.
Carla, see that group over there? Don't waste your time, they aren't going to buy any Art. They are just a brunch of queers.
by riderz777 May 4, 2022
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bubbly brunch

A situation where champagne is actively incorporated into oral sex performed on a woman. Formally referred to as “champagne cunnilingus”. The most common form is where champagne is tricked over intimate areas to add effervescence and a temperature contrast during oral sex. Another key advantage is the introduction of a simple measure, such as a single glass or half glass, to keep the person performing the act engaged with a clear end point. That also gives the recipient a non-verbal control signal, in that they can stop providing the trickle of champagne and indicate that it is time to stop.
I love a bubbly brunch, boys can stay focussed for hours doing that, and it tingles.
by anonymous November 26, 2024
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Brunch

Brunch is a combination of lunch and breakfast. It is used as a way to eat breakfast at lunch, or vice-versa.
"I could eat some brunch right about now."
by ZayonCrayon May 15, 2022
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