Hammering the Beets

Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.

I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.

by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020

Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm

a term used to describe a musician or band with a shit name

"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"

and

Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"

Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"

by les misanthrope November 27, 2012

Beet Red

When something is just so embarrassing, your face turns beet red.

I fell during commencements.

"It was Beet Red"

by freddie890 December 2, 2009

beetle bonnet

the vulvic mound

can i have a look at your beetle bonnet please luv??

by kryton August 18, 2003

beethoven

lovely, lovely, Ludwig Van.

I like ultraviolence. bitch.

by ske March 2, 2005

Cincinnati Beret

The placement of one's testicles on the forehead of one's sexual partner.

"For our third date, she wore a Cincinnati Beret."

by Valerie Hurt December 31, 2008

beetle clip

when u insert your index finger into a girls rectum and then u insert your thumb into sed girls vagina then pinch those fingers together and carry her around like human luggage

i was watching this porn and they beetle clipped this girl

by arlie September 6, 2004