beached whale

a scandalous online newspaper made by some amazingly genious girls

Did you read about *** getting shafted by **** in The Beached Whale today??

by Tabatha November 5, 2003

beached whale

when on a beach (preferred, but may also partake away from the beach)when a woman is on her knees and forearms and her hands are in the praying position, and the guy kneels behind and proceeds to stick his wang into her anal orphace until he gets sand (or excrement)on his member, therefore being (beached)

michelle cheated on tyler when she gave EJ a beached whale, which caused him to always look guilty.

by andyland June 19, 2004

Beached Whale

My Best Mate Charlotte.Amy.Wilmore

Shup You Beached Whale

by Liight October 28, 2008

Beached Panda

a beast at video games even though he is very new to them

man 1 : watcha playin
man 2: black ops with ruben, this guy is a beached panda!!!

by OZNEROL July 25, 2011

Beached Whale

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.

My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale

by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017

Beached a bitch

When you throw sand on a bitch

I was fucking a chick in Alaska but I wanted that sunny cali feel so I beached a bitch

by \m/ ( >.< ) \m/ July 30, 2017

beached whale

Ally silva

Hey you know that beached whale "ya ally silva" hahahahH

by Billyjeanig12345 August 23, 2017