branson

bran'sun / bran'sund

Getting a BJ or hand relief off a recently married man.

1) "I got a Branson off the next door neighbour last night while his wife was indoors taking a bath....."

2) "My boss in accounts nealt down and Bransoned me while i was standing at the photocopier yesterday"

by gmagic May 13, 2006

barnus

A word of many definitions. Might describe people, objects, or just random bullshit. Often accompanied with Harnold.

That barnus is such a skank

by anonymousperson2424 July 19, 2011

Tender Branson

The most unsexy thing known to mankind.

That disgusting grunt has a similar complexion to a tender branson.

by The Putrid Pumpkin November 26, 2004

brainus

The aperture through which the work of creative and talented people emerges.

So, Paul, what contributions to human endeavour have come out of your brainus this morning?

by Tiahlm September 26, 2007

Brainus

noun - the pseudo-brain you have in your anus, that you inadvertently use to make stupid decisions or make you say stupid things, as opposed to using your actual brain. (2)Name used to describe someone who used his/ass and therefore "brainus" to make a decision that was stupid.

That's using your brainus... idiot!
Nice work on that one brainus.

by Jonathan Ainslie August 13, 2006

banus

a banana sticking into an anus

hey Banus, stick that banana into your anus!

by Ruud Banus October 13, 2003

bransin

A great person who is as nice as he can be, strong feeling for people and love his freinds, usaly tends to be a popular kid at school and is good with females in the bed, is also really ugly

Bransin is super ugly

by Ankelknocker May 21, 2018