squirrel brains

The appearance of a male's scrotum when he squeezes his testicles so that the skin is taught.

"Hey, lets get a picture of your squirrel brains on Blake's passed-out face"

by Rubbaneck November 16, 2004

brainsnap

noun and verb

when you suddenly have a complete psycho and all logical thought and reason takes a back seat to your rage and anger. sudden act of rage, without premeditation.

dangerous and illogical things happen.

"My god, what happened here?"
"Tim brainsnapped and thwacked him"
OR
"Tim had a brainsnap and thwacked him"

Examples:
Smashing a whole cupboard full of crockery on the footpath cos your plate wasnt cleaned properly. (From: He Died With a Felafel in His Hand)

by chuckles mcdagger February 11, 2008

brainstipated

when a person simply cannot think, when your brain is stuck, like a brain fart but 2 times worse

mom i failed the test because im brainstipated

by christophorus August 27, 2010

crap for brains

meaning ultra stupid,like their brains were taken out and replaced by crap;Strong Bad's fave saying

"Man,I knew you had Crap for brains,but your crap for brains has crap for brains"

by Ashley L January 8, 2004

shit for brains

verizon wireless

verizon wireless, thinks they can charge me for roaming when the phone screen says "verizon" on it

by DAVE December 12, 2003

Dick for brains

when someone is fucked in the head

yo johnny you see that chick around the way....
ya man shes pretty fine and shes smart too....
ahhh hell now shes got dick for brains cuz shes fucked in the head

by deeekayyy December 20, 2008

brains

remote control device

"pass me the brains...the movie on this channel blows chunks."

by bmoc November 7, 2003