Soft Bone

A semi-erect Penis. Typically unable to achieve a raging hard on. Usually hard enough for a wank or receiving oral but unable to penetrate.

Too much booze last night gave me the soft bone so she just blew me and a nut buttered her tonsils.

by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020

Bohner Scale

A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.

In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly

person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"

person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.

by coolkid10 April 24, 2009

bone hawk

When one guy tries to check out another guy's unit at the urinal.

I hate pissing next to Fred. He always tries to bone hawk me.

by jdogtex December 27, 2008

we're boned

to be screwed. (not sexually)
To be said in a F.U.B.A.R. situation.

fry "i'll fly the ship"
bender "we're boned."

by castle May 24, 2006

Bone Thugs N Harmony

Real true thugs off da double Glock. They are one of the only real niggas now, not like the faggots Nelly, Ja rule, 50, P. Diddy. Bone dont have to rap about girls and cars like those hip-pop sluts. They are the real definition of true real thugs.

sawed off 12 gauges and mac-10s :)

by Leathaface August 1, 2003

naughty bone

1. The state of male erotic attraction. Often used with "the".
Antonym: "frowny bone".
2. The part of the sexual psyche that responds to erotic stimulus.

1. "Omar's got the naughty bone for you."
2. "Omar's costume really tickled my naughty bone."

by Jim McGinty November 8, 2005

Chicken On The Bone

Another way to tell someone they're being boneheaded, stupid, or even wack

Also a well known quote quote from the web series The Flawless 4, Normally said by Britney and Amy (which happen to be characters of the show)

Christi, you're being stupid. Chicken on the bone, actually.

I heard Lorenzo is just being a Chicken On The Bone... boneheaded even.

by Amy whack July 30, 2018