Bob

A weirdo

You're a Bob, Joe

by WassabiChild February 22, 2017

Bob

Literally a human variable, if someone isn't telling a true story, they use his name or Jimmy for a character.

Then Bob said "why would i do that?"

by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019

Bob

A fat slob, who likes to watch onision, and who jerks off to little kids on tik tok. They are complete assholes who are nasty little shits.

Tik tok fetus’s: *shows stomach*

Bob: *FaPs*

by Crippled and depressed March 29, 2019

Bob

A fat guy who usually has glasses and is bald.Only eats pickles and lives with his mom in her
basement.

Hey man bob was at my house yesterday. As soon as he came in my house he made the biggest dent in my floor . Hey man got to go to the store and buy more pickles.

by Patrica Gurkins April 23, 2017

Bob

A man who suffers from lifelong depression who’s just beginning to think for himself.

Bob is in weekly therapy.

by Phorol Septoros December 3, 2019

Bob

A constipated jackass who looks like a rapist likes to shove shit up his ugly ass

I'm angry need to shove something up my arse!
Stop being a Bob!

by frocelshackelwood January 13, 2020

Bob

Bob, a slow moving suburban creature, usually horrible behind the wheel of an automobile. Gay men are extremely attracted to Bob's and have even created the nickname, "bear" after his stocky, hairy physical appearance. Also, they usually don't own belts of any sort and enjoy being in public with the cracks of their asses out for the world to see. Successful and smart, they enjoy ceiling fans, and pizza slices on construction sites. You can find these Bob's wall rolling to attract the opposite sex in a night club near you!

"Bob, you're driving in three lanes, how is that even possible?!"
"Bob, pull up your pants I can see your ass hair!"

by Eat the Poo poo! December 27, 2014