Blump-kiss

When you are taking a shit and a woman starts giving you a blowjob, then as you’re shitting the water from the turd splashed up and hits her in the face while blowing you.

Oh my god my turd splashed a lot of water up while taking a shit and hit Tina in the face while she was giving me a blumpkin, she totally got blump-kissed

by USPFCMC March 8, 2023

blopp

baseline opposite hitter

“what position do you play in volleyball?”
“oh i’m a blopp! wbu?”

by yeoschicken_1117 August 11, 2023

Blump

Someone who can’t hang; passes out too early, quits the party to early

“Hey is so n so coming to the party tonight?” “Nah, he can’t hang, he’s a blump”

by Violetsrnotblue August 21, 2023

auto blumpkano

The act of giving oneself a blumpkin.

Did you hear about Matt last night? Heard he got so drunk he gave himself an auto blumpkano!

by pigy_G December 15, 2010

Nasty Blapper

A term commonly used in the southern part of America. It is used when someone is describing a very cool firearm.

“Check out my new nasty blapper, I just picked it up this past weekend!”

by shmunky November 25, 2022

Slappin' And Blappin'

The practice of engaging in sexual intercourse with copious amounts of lube, producing wet, juicy, slaps and balls that can most definitely be heard by the neighbors.

Daaaamn bro, Astolfo and I really overdid it on the lube last night. You might even say we was slappin' and blappin'!

by The_Amazing_Gay April 13, 2023

blumpey

A ho sucks your dick while you take a shit.

After that blumpey I felt daaamn good; I lost my spunk and my shit at one sitting!

by B-Town May 12, 2003