A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.
Guy 1: She gave me a sexual blueberry pancake last night!
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.
by pastrielover March 20, 2011
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by Scummable Thurgood April 4, 2005
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Something said when someone appears to be talking to themselves and the only explanation is that they better be using bluetooth. Blueberry is said for discretion.
by momo1616 May 27, 2010
Get the Blueberry mug.after i found out my girlfriend had a bluewaffle, i made some blueberry icecream and saved on the price of lubricant.
hey honey, do we have any blueberry icecream left?
blueberry icecream works so well; i knew a bluewaffle would be good for something.
hey honey, do we have any blueberry icecream left?
blueberry icecream works so well; i knew a bluewaffle would be good for something.
by wario1317 June 10, 2011
Get the blueberry icecream mug.The act of performing intercourse through the zipper holes in blue jeans of both sexual partners (only in heterosexual relations)
by Stratford Clan April 11, 2016
Get the Blueberry cream cake mug.A phrase used to make everyone aware that you are completely ready for anything and everything. Often used to describe having finished packing for a holiday or having all your belongings with you at one time.
EXAMPLE ONE:
Momma: Everyone ready to go to the airport?
Daddy: Everyone packed?
Child: GOT MY BLUEBERRIES!
EXAMPLE TWO:
Speaker 1: I've lost my bag!
Speaker 2: Well, I've got my blueberries where the hell were you?
Momma: Everyone ready to go to the airport?
Daddy: Everyone packed?
Child: GOT MY BLUEBERRIES!
EXAMPLE TWO:
Speaker 1: I've lost my bag!
Speaker 2: Well, I've got my blueberries where the hell were you?
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shmoe- "oh that is just some random card with no sexual meaning"
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