blackadder

Blackadder (the comedy show) is genius, sheer unadulterated genius.

Blackadder II (the character) sums up all that is great about being English. Nasty, sarcastic, Euro-racist and doesn't suffer fools...

(During an archery practice)
Percy: Sorry I'm late.
Edmund (Blackadder): No, don't bother apologizing. I'm sorry you're alive.
Percy: Oh good, I see the target is ready. (Picks up the bow) I'd like to see the Spaniard who could make his way past me.
Edmund: Well, go to Spain. There are millions of them.
Percy: I'll advise them to stay there then. Keep their hands off our women.
Edmund: Oh God, who is she this time?
Percy: I don't know what you mean. Aah, ouch, aah. (Edmund succeeds in pilfering a letter from Percy)
Edmund: Aah, and who is Jane?
Percy: I'm sworn to secrecy. Torture me, kill me, you shall never know. Ooh, ouch... Jane Herrington. We're very much in love, my lord.
Edmund: This is the Jane Herrington?
Percy: Yes.
Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-shaped-coffin - Herrington.
Percy: I.., I think maybe there are two Jane Herringtons.
Edmund: No... Tall, blond, elegant?
Percy: Right, that's right.
Edmund: Goes like a privy door when the plague is in town? Come on, get on with your shot. You'll get over her... I did...

by Lord Flashheart November 6, 2006

Spinning the block

To come back around after a drive by to 'double tap' an opp (opposition) to make sure they're dead.

Guy 1: Aye we spinning the block, we not done yet

by theobliviouskid March 8, 2022

Writer's Block

A usually temporary psychological inability to begin or continue work on a piece of writing

Mark has writer's block, so he can't write the script to a movie that had a great start. His writer's block was caused by his annoying nephew who stifled creativity. He claims if his nephew was around J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter would never exist.

by Mark July 25, 2004

cock blocker

when someone interupts you before or during sexual intercouse.

omg trent is the biggest cock blocker i was about to get in

by [e-mail] July 15, 2009

blackanese

an individual of both african and asian descent

by JAG-wire September 1, 2003

Guac-block

When you eat too much Mexican food and you are trying to hook up with a girl but your ass has other plans.

Tim went on a date with Megan to Taco Bell, two hours later they went to hook up but he got guac-blocked.

by Shittychonga July 25, 2009

H-Block

A local group of youth out the Mystic Projects in Somerville, Massachusetts. Known for their incredible talents and also known to have a violent past. Have large numbers in the greater Boston area.

h-block, gang, winter hill, villeside, mystic projects

by Pedigree June 15, 2008