blessing the sink

Spending too much time and effort trying to get the infrared-activated sink to turn on. Up, down, left, right, repeat.

Man, the sink in the men’s room is awful. I just spent about 5 minutes blessing the sink.

by !JayAm! March 3, 2018

Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...

The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...

by Sinereo September 14, 2021

blessed dome

Sucking someone off. Blow job

"Ah shit dude! She gives blessed dome!"

by FlowersOnMyHat August 23, 2016

Blessed Homie

A homie that has been blessed by the power of other homies soon to bless another with this blessing of become a Blessed Homie. There can only be one true homie that blesses this person but, if a Blessed Homie loses his one and only true homie they are no longer blessed until they find another true homie but it just wont feel the same as the last one a true homie always stays in the heart and memories of the Blessed Homie. If not then they were no true homie.

Blessed Homie is a cool dude.

by Epickid69 May 15, 2021

Swag Bless

One word prayer said when you are thankful for someone else's swagger.

She turned around in that beautiful black dress and I had no choice but to swag bless. Then Alex threw up all over her shoes but she was cool with it cause it was food poisoning.

by mambo-p April 21, 2016

Jah bless

Peace to everyone

Jah bless my nigga

by Braut1894 August 12, 2023

Gutter-blessing

Kerbstone-shaped imprint left in a forehead after the quick lie-down necessitated by 14 or so pints of Bulmers (or equivalent). A souvenir of a trip down amnesia lane.

Now, Father, dere's a half-crown for de church roof and a bag o' frozen peas for dat gutter-blessing ye have dere.

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009