to perform this little gem you will need a latex glove, some lube and a willing participant as depraved as yourself. lube up the gloved hand and ease it into your partners anus. when you are wrist deep, take your free hand and punch her/him in the stomach while at the same time tearing the ass hand out. this will result in a shit spray like a garden hose.
i gave your mama such a master blaster last night i had to mop my wall twice and it still smells a little poopy.
by smacky October 03, 2004
Master means biggest, best, thoroughly skilled and dominating.
Blaster means a powerful ejaculating cock so bad it should be classed a SciFi weapon.
Or in other words, a Master Blaster is a cock of the biggest and most powerful type - one that will dominant your world.
Blaster means a powerful ejaculating cock so bad it should be classed a SciFi weapon.
Or in other words, a Master Blaster is a cock of the biggest and most powerful type - one that will dominant your world.
They are talking about me in that Ivor Biggun song "Bras on 45". I got the Master Blaster and will rock your world.
When the twins finished me off, my Master Blaster about shot down that starship Enterprise.
Little girl I don't think you are ready for the Master Blaster. But come back when you are 18 and we can work on some stretching exercises. You got some nice potential in your ass and boobs for a 15 year old. - Leroy Brown
When the twins finished me off, my Master Blaster about shot down that starship Enterprise.
Little girl I don't think you are ready for the Master Blaster. But come back when you are 18 and we can work on some stretching exercises. You got some nice potential in your ass and boobs for a 15 year old. - Leroy Brown
by William Shaftner February 10, 2010
When a woman attempts to give a man a handjob, in a poor fashion, with a motion similar to that of a shake weight. This in turn puts high amounts of stress on the triceps, resulting in a workout for the woman. However, it is very painful for the man.
Man, she gave me a tricep blaster last night, it felt like she was trying to strip me of my manhood.
by Ouchgirlthathurts March 04, 2011
The art of blasting someones dong off or completely anihilating it, mainly found on Counter Strike when someone crouches and shoots
by Pwning noobs December 13, 2005
These are the absolute worst speakers someone can have in their car. They can also refer to speakers in general such as in a boombox. Granny Blasters are named such because they are only worthy of being owned by your grandmother. Any music coming out of them will sound like shit either because they are really old, or just really poorly made - like I said, something your grandmother would own.
Kid #1- Yo, man I just got a new car!
Kid #2- Fuckin sweet man, now we can drive around town and pump music like the badasses we are!
Kid #1- Nahh man, shit's got Granny Blasters on it, we got to hook it up first.
Radio Raheem in Spike Lee's "Do the Right Thing" did not have a Granny Blaster. His boombox was crisp as it blasted Public Enemy.
Kid #2- Fuckin sweet man, now we can drive around town and pump music like the badasses we are!
Kid #1- Nahh man, shit's got Granny Blasters on it, we got to hook it up first.
Radio Raheem in Spike Lee's "Do the Right Thing" did not have a Granny Blaster. His boombox was crisp as it blasted Public Enemy.
by Boston Glitch Pigeon August 03, 2009
by Barbara Bush's Vagina September 27, 2006
A guy who posesses the rare ablity to blast the meat curtains off of a women's vagina when he blows his load.
by Dirty Joe July 09, 2004