Blasted

To be high out of your mind.

My friend was over last night and we got some blasted.

by Polly Wog November 8, 2025

Fan Blasted

The sexual act in which fecal matter is thrown through a fan and covers on sexual partner. this shit covered partner then rolls on the other partner until they are both covered.

WHO'S KEEN TO GET FAN BLASTED??

by mighty-coon April 7, 2011

cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.

"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."

by Jamon IX October 3, 2013

shotgun blasted

A term to describe any event that goes down.
Can also be used in the context:
- Shotgun Blasting

Person 1: Hey man, I totally got shotgun blasted this weekend.
Person 2: Woah, me too I got shotgun blasted with my doge.
Person 1: Woah, wanna go shotgun blasting?
Person 2: Yes.

by Anli November 12, 2013

ghetto blasted

Ghetto blasted (verb) is when an individual becomes intoxicated in a fashion that's popular in "the ghetto".

John and George were getting ghetto blasted on forties last night.

by panda_mandax13 January 18, 2014

lemon blasted

getting really faded from using a bong made out of a bottle of lemonade

after Anthony finished the lemonade he and Daniel went to Daniel's garage to get lemon blasted

by talksickone July 3, 2015

flavor blasted

When you have a sensitive and eat something that gives you bad diarrhea all night long

Hannah i ate cheese and got flavor blasted.

by hanagivesblowjobs September 27, 2015