Verb: the act of relentlessly promoting Christian religious ideas in atempt to convince people to turn towards Christainity as their religoin.
"You now Frank, with Jesus on your side you will surelly conquer your drug addiction," said Joe.
"Will you quit your bible thumping!" roared Frank.
"Will you quit your bible thumping!" roared Frank.
by Eddy 5000 September 7, 2008
Get the bible thumpingmug. Technically known as the LOLcat Bible Translation Project, it began in July of 2007. It is an online project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak.
God is referred to as Ceiling Cat and Satan as Basement Cat. All characters, including God, converse in lolspeak. Common lolwords are used to express Christian ideas, such as blessings (cheezburger) and disciples (homiez).
The actual names of biblical characters and locations are grammatically accurate, and the LOLbible itself is an accurate representation of the bible. It is available for purchase on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
God is referred to as Ceiling Cat and Satan as Basement Cat. All characters, including God, converse in lolspeak. Common lolwords are used to express Christian ideas, such as blessings (cheezburger) and disciples (homiez).
The actual names of biblical characters and locations are grammatically accurate, and the LOLbible itself is an accurate representation of the bible. It is available for purchase on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
So liek teh Ceiling Kitteh lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleeves him u wont evr diez no moar, kthxbai!' - John 3:16 from the LOLcat Bible
by fettfan91 March 15, 2010
Get the LOLcat Biblemug. She said she was a Christian so I gave her my "Melted Bible" which could no longer be opened to Mathew 11:28
by Kim Jong Dos Santos October 18, 2019
Get the Melted Biblemug. An other word for snuff film
by Plague preacher February 8, 2022
Get the Bible moviemug. by Rediculously January 18, 2009
Get the Bible Shagmug. someone whose religious beliefs hinders racial equality, social norms and sexual preferences. Blinded by the bible as to not accept people for who they are because they don't live their lives according to the archaic values of the church.
by AEJ January 19, 2006
Get the bible bigotmug. (So called because some evangelists literally thump their Bibles to emphasize important parts of a sermon.)
A person whose religious beliefs include strict adherence to the Bible. He is likely to deliver angry sermons to anyone who believes differently, even if that "difference" means belonging to a church that disagrees with his interpretation of Scriptures.
A person whose religious beliefs include strict adherence to the Bible. He is likely to deliver angry sermons to anyone who believes differently, even if that "difference" means belonging to a church that disagrees with his interpretation of Scriptures.
DeeDee's co-workers called her a Bible-thumper after she tacked gospel tracts onto the office bulletin board.
by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 23, 2006
Get the bible-thumpermug.