Bible Snob 

Someone who thinks they know everything about the Bible and religion. They often throw the Bible in your face every chance they get. They think they are the perfect example of a Christian, when in fact by judging others they are sinning also.

Girl - I can't date him because he doesn't read the bible.

By-Stander - God, she's such a bible snob!

Bible Snob by x0BL1T3R4T10Nx August 16, 2008

bible beltee

A member of the bible belt.

One who dwells in the realm of mental slavery.
A WASP, jingoistic, ethnocentric, fascitic, megalomaniac, fundamentalist, Jesus freak, ignorant, republican, and missing the good ol' Confederate States of American when cotton pickers could properly do their job without being freed by those darned yankees.

Praaaaaise the Lord ! For he shall give y'all bible beltees a new jerUSAlem !

bible beltee by jfp & Jordan February 7, 2008

bible thumper 

An uber-christian. Quotes the bible. Also see George W.Bush

Ned Flanders is a bible thumper.

bible thumper by Fucka January 3, 2004

Bible fucker 

someone who uses the bible and religion to get as much money out of people as they can. Like always calling for donations, seed money ect.
Bible+money fucker

what do you think about Bible fuckers?

Bible fucker by Deep blue 2012 September 1, 2009

bible humper 

someone who worships the bible and is so into it that they dry hump it late at night tryin to get off listenin to steve winwood

Alter boy:man i feel really weird around paster fuzz i think he might molest me.
Alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper.
alter boy 1: ok thank god

bible humper by definemyass September 30, 2005

bible thumper 

Some ass clown who tries to convert people to his version of Christianity, using a book he's too ignorant and incompetent to fully comprehend. Fully ignorant of the historical, cultural and literary context of the Bible. Every Bible thumper gives the South a bad name. We're not all like that down here, promise y'all that.

The Bible thumper told me I was going to Hell, so I gave him my rosary and told him to pray for me.

bible thumper by zomgwhat October 2, 2008

bible hooker 

person who is fucking obsesed with jesus and the bible

chris's mom is a bible hooker

bible hooker by eddie and captain winkie July 13, 2007