Bent Glass Tube

Used to describe an action that is amazing on one hand and terrible on another. Mostly used in E-SPORTS.

Person 1: YO! Did you see that Caustic main take out 3 squads with just a P2020?
Person 2: Yeah but then he fell off the map looting one of them. A literal bent glass tube.

Bent Glass Tube by AngryLarry July 12, 2019

bent dick energy 

Often confused with big dick energy. Bent dick energy is when one possesses under confidence in ones self, when in actuality they are a bomb ass person. They are often severly underrated, if not observed closely one might appear shy of boring, but once you get to know them, you realize their true potential as a dear friend or perhaps legendary lover.

" I dont know much about that guy Alex, he doesnt talk much" "He's just got bent dick energy, hes actually pretty epic"

bent dick energy by Smolpapi May 5, 2020

Bent Holiday 

When you have a vacation but it's just a massive bender.

We had a bent holiday in Vegas; I remember very little of it.

Bent Holiday by mevdev March 6, 2021

Bent Penis Syndrome 

A condition one is born that causes the penis to grow at an obtuse or right angle. The condition can be treated by having a triangular shaped section cut out of you bent penis at the outter side of the bend.

Guy1: Dude, I have bent penis syndrome, what should I do?

Guy2: Get your doctor to cut a triangular shaped section off the outter side of the bend.

Bent Penis Syndrome by yenih22 July 9, 2009

Bent Levent

A homosexual who forces himself on other men when they are in awkard situations, such as having their head stuck in a bottle bank and having sexual intercourse with the man who is unwilling

Man 1 "god i bent over to pick up a pencil and someone grabbed my ass"
Man 2 "Bent Levent must have been behind you then"

Bent Levent by Worcester fellow December 6, 2007

bent tea turtle

a sex position where a man inserts his testicles into his woman partner's mouth while she lies down on her back and the male sticks his penis in between her breasts in a repetative motion.

a did a bent tea turtle on my girlfriend last night.

bent tea turtle by the mash January 8, 2009

bent wang

When a mans penis is crooked.

Jose had a bent wang and when I gave him head , it kept hitting me in the side of the mouth.

bent wang by Kennebungport surprise March 15, 2006