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Beetledad

One who plays Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 obsessively. Although he owns a copy of COD: Black Ops, he insists on playing MW2. He says it's a better game, but we all know it's because he can't get a kill without one man army noob tubing.

Must be party leader at all times. Has to have it his way or no way. His extreme racist comments used to be funny, but now it's just annoying. Will whine, sob, and curl up in a corner if he doesn't have his way.

Typically muted by other players who cross his path. People find that his opinions are of no importance, while he views himself as a divine entity.
yeah he's a real Beetledad
by Paybackisgreat February 21, 2011
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Beeeeeep

Definition 1.)
The sound made when someone flat-lines at a hospital.

Definition 2.)
The sound made mockingly by others when someone is totally defeated, fails at something, or when a drunk guy passes out.
Example 1.)
Heart Monitor: Beeeeeep
Nurse: Doctor he's flat-lining!

Example 2.)
Jenny: We're through Jason I didn't like you to begin with.
Jason the douche-bag walks away looking crushed.
Spectator 1.) Looks like he's done for.
Spectator 2.) Beeeeeep!
Spectator 1 and 2 laughing hysterically

Example 3.)
Bob the Drunk passes out
Friend 1.) Lost another one. Beeeeeep!
Spectator 2.) It's a damn shame.
Spectator 1 and 2 laughing
by adamcomog July 2, 2012
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beetle bird

an extremely self centred being that believes it has the largest brain, they seem to flock to each other and hail a divine entity they call "lucy"
"you know luke?"
"ya boi"
"he's such a beetle bird!"
by broadbean December 23, 2017
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Beetle blood

That bitch left beetle blood all over my sheets
by Mr. Stanley moon March 10, 2018
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Beetlebrose

An alcoholic asshole that sucks at life. He can’t win at Fantasy Football, or keep a shitty serving job for more than three weeks. He consistently forgets to bring lemons to table 17, and has hemorrhoids. If you say his name three times he will drunk text for the next 6 hours. His liver is failing.
Beetlebrose isn’t a worthy human.
by TheLeague2018 December 15, 2018
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Beetle

The mid-way between a full joint and a roach.
Person 1: Ayo, ash this roach bruh...
Person 2: Nah bruh that ain’t a roach that’s a beetle!
by fatheradem December 29, 2019
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beetle

beetle is a name you give your friend who is a bitch or whore. (it can also be used to compliment someone, but more widely known as a slut)
taylor- ayo beetle

ang- why do you always call me that?
tay- because you’re a whore
by deathbug1010 December 3, 2020
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