Beavising

To change your facebook profile picture to the picture of Greg Beavis because he's a real G. He's on the way to becoming famous.
https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=261230917251747

Everybody is beavising these days, I might join in the trend.

by NWA is back October 17, 2011

beavin'

Adjective, used to describe something that has the attribute of 'having it large'.

Derives from the phrase 'letsbeavinit'.

"Last night was great, wasn't it?"

"Slap ma fro ma nibnob, it was right on beavin', man!"

by Daniel Z Burgess October 26, 2005

Belvis the Pelvis

A really hot guy. You (a) pick him up out dancing, (b) spend a month screwing your brains out because he can dance just as good in bed, and then (c) start fighting when he realizes that you'd never admit to dating him because he's not worth anything besides a good f*%k. Then you f*%k him one more time after he moves some furniture for you.

Belvis the Pelvis? No, we're not dating. I barely know that guy.

by Laughing at you March 5, 2008

beavs

An extremely annoying person. Indigenous to the rivers of Oregon. Enjoys chomping on large logs and making them into wood chips. If you hear the piercing call of the Beavs, "HUUUEEEYYY", you should probably run because it is near. Also referred to as Clint Eatswood or Clit tickler in some areas. Weighing in at a ferocious 80 lbs, this beast will destroy anything in its path if it is having a Mc'meltdown.

Guy 1-Aaaww look at the adorable little beavs coming from the river.
Guy 2-Dude i'v heard that those things go on massive Mc'meltdowns. We should probably just leave it alone.

by NigelThornberry69 May 20, 2011

slim bavis

taint, or small space of skin between the rectum and the ball sack.

Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa reports:
"Diane, in a recent skiing accident,local pin-head, James R. Travis, fell on the bindings of his skiis, only to land on his "slim bavis" and nearly rip himself a new asshole. Back to you, Tom and Diane"

by Kaela October 13, 2003

beanis

A beaner's penis. beaners are not born with a normal penis, but a deformed one oddly shaped like a bean. Some beaners get their beanis cut off and replaced with a penis, others accept their heritage, and others eat it by mistake.

Juan: janet, why did you leave yesterday, i thought we were finally going to engage in sexual intercourse.
Janet: Sorry Juan, your beanis scared the shit outa me. Now get the fuck away from me, you fucking beaner, spic, bastard!

by Mzero May 2, 2006

Beanis

A person who looks like mr bean.

Ben Stables is a Beanis

by igotdasquirtz August 26, 2011