Bandwidth Snipes

People or isps that repeatedly break into the internet speed system and hijack 99% of the download speed bandwidth while managing to stay hidden which results in a request to the owner of the internet connection to reach out to the relevent isp to get the connection reset so that the speeds go back to the normal advertised speed, in my case 50 mbps down load and 50 mbps upload.

some bandwidth snipes got into my internet traffic and somehow reduced or hijacked all the bandwidth speed again, this is the third or fourth time this year that its happened. Could just be a server or network congestion issue but I doubt it!

by Patrick01 September 27, 2025

old sandwitch

An old sandwitch is a very funny and non-offensive term used to be rude but funny

Omg my teacher looks like an old sandwitch

Did you see that guy he looks like an old sandwitch

by Idksophia December 29, 2015

pickle sandwitch kid

A kid who love pickles and friends

Hey that kid is eating alot of pickles

He must be a pickle sandwitch kid

by ♤♤|£~■•8 January 31, 2018

Dick Sandwitch

When you put your Dick in between two big titties.

"Hey guess what. I got a Dick Sandwitch last night"
"Sick duuude what was her bra size!"
"XXL Lez Goooooo"

by NeptunesRetardedCousinNeptard May 2, 2021

Cum Sandwitch

A cum sandwich is when you are really angry for something and cant figure out a good curse word to yell at it

person 1: hey, what is today
person 2: its you're anniversary

person 1: CUM SANDWITCH!!!1!11!!!!!1!!:1)

by phatscawck September 30, 2021

Turkery Sandwitch

When you are so dimwitted that you spell turkey sandwich like it's a felony and type it into Urban Dictionary for some reason.

Mark: Hey I'm going to go eat a Turkery Sandwitch.
Marcus: What the heck are you a serial killer.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

fell off the bandwidth

When you place a call on your cell phone and you get the annoying recording saying that "the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time, please try your call again later" and then the phone disconnects. Millions of morons are twittering, twattering, texting, sexting, calling, watching videos and otherwise tying up valuable bandwidth so your most important call can't go through.

Dude one- Damn I am trying to reach my babe and all I keep getting is this stupid recording saying to try the call again later.
Dude two- Sounds like you fell off the bandwidth, man.

by superaynumerouno December 23, 2009