[Secks] baloons

Secks ballons is somthing you put on your penis, also called; condoms

w/ secks baloons

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w/o secks baloons

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by Mastar ch33f February 4, 2009

hi im a baboon

just like a man but less advanced and my anus is huge

What up, world?
It's your boy, just one of the guys down here
Well, I could be more specific
Uh, I'm a human
And I just wanted to, you know
For the sake of all of us earthlings out there
Just wanted to say
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
hi Im a baboon
I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge
Hey, I'm a zebra
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black?

by spoodertable10000 April 30, 2019

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere

my friend was making fun of a fat woman the other day he said to her

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

it was mean and it was hilarious

by blueskypanda June 6, 2020

Baboon Butt

1. When a woman's rear end is the most distinguishable part of their body, just as the behind of a baboon is their most noticeable quality.

2. It can also be used to refer to a butt that drives a man wild like baboons are.

Have you seen those new pictures of Vida Guerra? Now that woman has a baboon butt.

Jennifer Lopez's baboon butt can drive any man wild.

by BBALLSTAR October 24, 2007

bahoongus

Bahoongus is an oversized retarded kid with 2/3rds of his body covered in freckles, orange hair, braces, glasses, a goofy ass laugh, and a country accent, that drives an element. He kills every single joke, lives with koreans, and pouts about the dumbest.

It's Bahoongus. . .juggling dildos

by Caineman July 18, 2008

bahdon

A special someone who will excuse any concept with " I am waiting till marriage. " and will stick with it until marriage. Thus creating a inner paradox of waiting till marriage.

bahdon kinky marriage waiting Hey man did you win your game? Nah Im waiting till marriage.

by Wafflenator007 January 7, 2016

Baboon

A collateral effect of having anal sex without a lubricant, which occurs as a red rim around the brown eye. The effect brings associations with the baboons butt. Can be used as a humiliating revenge that leaves itchy memories.

She pissed me off being a smartass, so didn’t lubricate my Johnson and gave her a red Baboon

by Krzychudab March 27, 2007