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baby

Bebeh! Its wuts fer deener!
by Militant Liberal April 27, 2005
mugGet the babymug.

babies

Evil demon spawns that some out of the crotches of women. Often after stupid unprotected sex, but thankfully sometimes after years of marriage and planning. Still, they ruin your life and take it for their own. As they grow they suck more money and energy from your body. When they are adults they will put you in a nursing home.
I never want to have sex or kids.

Crotch droppings, spawns, demons, life-suckers, sperm, etc.
by Miska May 2, 2005
mugGet the babiesmug.

Baby

Dude 1: Hey man I fucked my g/f and I caught a baby...
Dude 2: Is there a cure for that yet?
Dude 1: Yeah...a clothes hanger
by see jay October 6, 2008
mugGet the Babymug.

babies

whining, smelly, drooling little parasites.
Save the earth, abort babies now!
by m July 14, 2004
mugGet the babiesmug.

Baby

1) A word used by women to convince significant others to do chores by giving them a false sense of sexual desire.

2) A word used in a sentence to test a significant others vocabulary of obscene and vulgar words
1) "Baby.... will you please take out the trash"

2) Woman: "I think we should have a baby"
Man: "God Damn It!"

Woman: "I am pregnant! Were having a baby!"
Man: "Awe Fuck!"

Woman: "The baby is crying"
Man: "Son of a Bitch"
by VLeudy August 4, 2008
mugGet the Babymug.

baby

A conglomeration of rolling layers of cuddly fat with noxious liquids emanating from every orifice
Oohh - I don't want to hold the baby - it stinks!
by coachtim December 11, 2009
mugGet the babymug.

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