Boner

What you call your best friend, if you truly love them.

Last night my boner was attracted to every girl at the party, even my girlfriend. So were kind of in a quarrel.

by Cooliestrap November 3, 2011

boner

A boy is aroused, like pomer is for a aroused woman.

baby: do u have a boner

by hateporn May 9, 2014

Boner

Something u get when u c something or someone u like.

Holly shit, she gave me a boner. Oh yeah.

by The BONER himself. May 18, 2019

Boner

A boner is a car that barely runs and consistently brakes down leaving the owner at the side of the road

Hey man you heard what happened to Dan?
He bought a complete Boner last night and spent the evening in a police foil blanket at the side of the road!

by Rosi_sport May 24, 2019

Boner

INFORMAL - VULGAR AMERICAN SLANG
1. an erection of the penis.

ORIGIN 478 A.D.

1. From the Latin word bonerus maximus meaning erectile

Person 1 likes to give Person 2 a bonerus maximus.

by TheUnicornJudge June 18, 2019

boner

it happens when u get aroused or turned on, ur pp gets hard

person 1: *bends over*
person 2: oh no
person 1: what?
person 2: my pp hard
person 1: bOnEr??

by the real billy November 23, 2019

boner

boner happy

i love my boner

by pppppheaddd January 18, 2020