Blanket Apology 

1. A "I'm sorry" that covers all things someone says or does while drunk or otherwise intoxicated.

2. A mass text that gets sent out the morning after blacking out and sending a ton of ridiculous texts and IMs the night before.

1. "I'm really drunk right now, I'm sorry."
"That's ok I assume a blanket apology for whenever you're drunk."

2. "OMG I'M SO SORRY FOR THE TEXTS/IMs LAST NIGHT GUYS, I WAS SOOOO DRUNK. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER SENDING HALF OF THESE."
"LOL"

Blanket Apology by LiveXAndXLearn November 23, 2011

blanket rub 

when rubbing up on a blanket and as you wake you start to jiz all over your self!

Dam I woke up and was jizzing all over my leg and some got in my mouth this is from blanket rub

I was rubbing my blanket so fast on my penis I got blanket rub!

blanket rub by DeleteThis January 1, 2011

blanket party 

The process of giving someone a beating who clearly deserves it by wrapping them forcibly in a blanket, carrying them outdoors and hitting them with clubs made from heavy objects in socks.

Full Metal Jacket

blanket party by ass butt August 27, 2003

Blanket Flip 

When you're on your back, you roll back wards and

push your knees in ur cheast and use ur hands to push forward to land on your feet. But all of it is in the air!

Do a blanket flip!!!

Blanket Flip by THE Freshman Joe November 5, 2009

Blanket Bless You 

A Blanket Bless You is given to a person who is constantly sneezing - and covers the entire day, so that you don't have to keep saying "bless you" every twenty-seven seconds.

My mom suffers from seasonal allergies, and, yesterday, she was sneezing so much I finally issued a Blanket Bless You.

Blanket Bless You by Kalisiin April 25, 2014

Blanket balls 

Balls so ugly that it only seems fitting to cover them up in wool sheeting.

Don't go out with Mike Cindy he's got major blanket balls.

Blanket balls by MikeCattleFish April 29, 2016

Blanket Weight

Pounds per square foot of bed coverings to achieve ideal sleeping comfort.

I added a throw to my bed to increase blanket weight so I could sleep soundly.

Blanket Weight by Avayueia June 30, 2016