blanket time

When a guy and a girl sit together sharing a blanket, engaging in sexual activity under the blanket, using the blanket to conceal the sexual act from the rest of the group. Commonly occurs in public settings such as church vans and movie nights

Dave G: Yo BR, you should come on my youth trip this summer.
BR: Hell no, nigga, I ain't doin' that shit.
Dave G: Nah Nah nah, you can get mad bitches on that shit
BR: How's that?
Dave G: In a word, blanket time

by Davis123 September 19, 2011

fuzzy blanket

During a blowjob, the performer sucks the foreskin back over his or her tongue. As if to blanket the the tongue with the foreskin.

Last night Meagan Gave me a hella good fuzzy blanket. Shakkas brah.

by Ryguyandthepussykat December 2, 2017

spook in a blanket

A white person who acts as if he were a real nigga.

John: Did you see Jimmy with his new do-rag?
kyle: Yeah, he's a spook in a blanket.

by IHNS mayne December 5, 2014

italian blanket

When you roll someon up in a rug to dispose of their body

He fucked with the wrong person and got an Italian Blanket

by Darkmuff May 3, 2018

adirondack blanket

When your septic tank is leaking/compromised and the smell blankets the surrounding area.

Oftentimes used with reference to septic tank problems in the Adirondack Mountains in New York.

Person 1: “Hey man what’s that smell?”
Person 2: “Oh that? The neighbor’s septic leaked and now the whole street has got an Adirondack Blanket.”

by Limekilnlake August 4, 2023

thermal blankets

A warm moist vagina with larger than normal meat curtains as to wrap around your dick at night.

bob went to stay the night with sally and kept his unit warm with her thermal blankets IE as like pigs in a blanket.

by thermal slayer April 3, 2011

Wanket Blanket

N. A Wanket Blanket is a rag/towel that is used to wipe up all of the fluid after "wanking" or masturbating.

Person 1: Bro what is this towel in the corner for?
Person 2: Dont touch that, that's my wanket blanket!

by ZStambs21 March 9, 2017