cock blizzard

When you get coated in jizz after masturbating in front of a nearby fan
Whoohoo, this is best use for a fan ever! Cock blizzards rule
by Matt Dasher May 09, 2008
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california blizzard

the act in which a man ejaculates into his female partners ear thus leaving her hearing to be temporarily impaired
man 1:hey man how did your date go last night did you score?

man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week
by marvey magnums October 02, 2010
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Blizzard Of Oz

when you have explosive diarrhea that comes out like a blizzard
"Damn Daniel, you shat like the Blizzard of Oz"
by December 13, 2022
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Alaskan blizzard

When you shove I cold dry ice in your asshole and then get your partner to smoke the vapor out then lick the dry ice out of the asshole.
Hey babe you want to go give me an Alaskan blizzard after dinner.
by Felt her November 24, 2021
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london blizzard

A minimum of four British men all bukkake a woman white the men are all on ecstasy so they will orgasm multiple times each.
"Oi, you hear about those blokes that gave a London blizzard to that slut Tammy Cheshire? Fuckin' spot on the cunt"- Tony
"Shut the fuck up, Tony, you don't sound British"-everyone
by BiologyClass April 12, 2016
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Team Blizzard

Hacking/Gaming site with a lot potential to become a big site. Forum based site, posted by users. Not bad unlike NGU (NextGenUpdate) full of groaners and not friendly users. Team Blizzard needs more users, or posters besides MysticalX ™ and OMFG-MODDER.
Member 2 < Nice thread mate its another nice thing that happend in the Ps3 Scene

Keep on Posting good stuff

Member 3 < Very nice, this will bring even more people to the ps3 scene again

Member 1 < Thanks you guys for the feed back

Team Blizzard users confirsation
by sitenamer June 12, 2011
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tasty blizzard

When you take a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, use it like a flesh light until climax, then put the effected ice cream into a blender and make a smoothie.
My bro was feeling down, so I made him a tasty blizzard to cheer him up. Bros for life.
by KillMeBeforeTheCancerSpreads December 10, 2015
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