Black hole week

The last week of a year ( December 25th - December 31st) when everyone around the world feels like sucked into a black hole where there is no proper sense of time or purpose.

Generally people are in a holiday mood spending time with family and awaiting a New Year.

My friends get really busy during the black hole week and I get to see them only after New Year.

by Pandaboiii January 08, 2021

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Insecure Black Hole

A guy who appears to be absolutely incapable of taking hints, but actually isn't. He just lacks self-confidence and doesn't want to completely embarrass himself by assuming that those hints are real, because he's not sure that his girlfriend is reciprocating those feelings or if she's just messing with him.

"My boyfriend is denser than a black hole."

"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."

"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."

"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."

"I want a man who can use his words."

"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 18, 2021

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Black Hole

An Interdimensional trash Shute. With an ever-flowing dissolve over time, It gradually sucks in the mass of the limited matter universe we call home. In simplistic terms, it is the only interdimensional description Humans can capably give. Instead of thinking we know of 10 dimensions, think of those 10 dimensions being the best way for scientists to understand and describe the energy within our singular dimension. Like the flow of subatomic connections within the wind, dimensions would be like our universe being the yin and yang symbol. Other dimensions being several millions of the same symbol twisted a centimeter is a circle both expanding slightly and compressing slightly. Eventually, it still looks like the symbol and the human eye can't see how many times it's turned or if it has been. technically yes, the theories of "white hole" or worm holes into the opposing infinitely falling pit are correct. The only difference being it occurs once said hole evaperates millions of years of moving and sucking.

"You see Ellis is wrong in the sense we as humans are three-dimensional. With studied done by %@%#&%$&$&@$^ shows the research of subatomic splits and destruction from the years (2013-2019-whatever) shows a significant connection terming towards interdimensional. NO sorry that would be an example of eternalism. In back to the future terms would be you pulling the particle apart from a time not seen by us as you created a new timeline to do so. Not much danger just disrespect as "Rick" or Doc was just trying to teach a lesson by bringing "Morty" or Marty to the alternate 1985 universe. Of course, They could have gone back there were even several different time stamps unexplained. Based on true stories the U.S. government feels they must listen to "THE MAN" except their man is one from a distant time. Lmao seems like their CHICKEN. Tell me this it's like a coded video game. After completing the game you go back and replay it. It is a game with different decision making like Bandersnatch: Black Mirror. Would you pick the same choice over again? Black Hole=Interdimensional trash shute.

by Anonymous savior August 17, 2023

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