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bitches aint shit

Originally a Dr. Dre song, but has since evolved into a generic saying used to blow off a shitty situation involoving a female. The song has since been remade by Ben Folds.
Guy: Dude, I broke up with Anna last night.

Friends: Screw her dude, bitches aint shit, lets get wasted.
bitches aint shit by peaceoutmaw December 10, 2006

bitcheswithchildrenitis 

A psychological condition resulting from dating to many single mothers with bad ass children. The effects of Bitcheswithchildrenitis are anger, sexual aggrivation, and the sensation of choking the living shit out of the women's annoying cock-blocking child.

Related words: Childroz, Bitches With Children, bastard breeders, Hoes with Childroes, cock-blockers, money depleaters, child-support grabbers, baby-momma, baby-daddy, bitch don't call me no moe,
As a result of being forced to take Cathy's cock-blocking kids out on a date with them. Brad was out $150 dollars, didn't get any coochie, and developed a bad case of Bitcheswithchildrenitis
bitcheswithchildrenitis by Dwayne January 15, 2004

catty bitches 

When two or more girls, age is unimportant but usually between 2-99 years, are threatened by the other. The use of snappy put downs over hair, make up, body image, boyfriends, money, lack of or excessive sexual relations, anything that they think will hurt the others feelings and strike at their insecurities.
Kelly: and Cathy said "Oh my god Britney, your hair cut makes you look shorter, but like you still look like you weigh the same." Then Britney goes "Jeez, Cathy, I'm surprised you took time away from looking for guys you think have money to blow to notice." I mean, she does blow every guy with a BMW, and I'm all like :With both of you dressed in last year's style, neither of you should be talking."

Brad: I thought you were all friends.

Kelly: But we are.

Brad: No you're just a bunch of catty bitches.

Kelly: If you can't be supportive of me, I really don't think this is going to work out.

Brad: You told Cathy I just got that new M3, right?
catty bitches by Misty Bottoms September 9, 2013

batch of bitches 

1. Bundle or seven bitches

2. A woman who is such a credibly enormous bitch that it seems you are dealing with a bundle or seven bitches all at once
"You're a batch of bitches, seven bitches in a bundle!" -Duane Cook
batch of bitches by benhookiscool December 29, 2014

National get some bitches day 

It's may 9th and ur going to school
Teacher: go get some bitches
You:what why
Teacher:its national get some bitches day
Describing a planned action gone terribly wrong.
He was killed in a botched robbery attempt.
botched by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005