bps

Brown Pride Sureños

he is in the BPS

by s. December 10, 2003

BP Oil Spill

To pull out when having anal sex in a pool or hot tub with someone who has to take a shit. The resulting diarrhea will leak out into the water when you pull out, emulating the BP Oil Spill.

I gave your mom a BP Oil Spill last night, and clogged the drain in your hot tub.

by Bucky Cap July 9, 2010

BP Oil Spill

When a condom breaks and she got pregnant. BP Oil Spill

Boyfriend: Oh shit, I think i just had a BP Oil Spill.

Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?

Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*

by TacoMann August 20, 2010

BP Oil Slick

When you fuck an emo kid in the butt so hard that he starts crying and his mascara runs.

Me and my boyfriend just left the Fall out boy concert. I fucked him with a dildo so hard I gave him a BP Oil Slick.

by hornstar1964 July 30, 2010

BPS

An abreviation for the Browning Pump Shotgun. A well made shotgun with downward ejection of spent shells and safety located on top of the receiver in the form of a sliding bar. Available in many configurations, gauges, and barrel lengths.

While hunting for woodcock in the deep woods, the hunter carried a BPS with a shortened 22" barrel

by Thor D. September 5, 2008

BPS

Bueno Para Saber abbriv'd! ("Good To Know!"; "GTK") BPS is a catchy and versatile abbreviation, rendering it a must-add to your hipster vocab! BPS can be used with many prefixes and suffixes, can act as any part of speech, and works best when used with significant and exaggerated intonations.

"OMG did you hear about Alice and Tom?!" "Oh yeah, BPS, right?"

"Listen to her run her mouth! She's BPSing all over the place!"

Man: "If you come back to my place, I'll show you a good time."
Woman (rolling her eyes): "Yeah, BPS."

"On a scale of one (1) to BPS, I'd give it a BPS!"

by WeBeMateys September 24, 2011

BPS

"BPS" is another way to say shitty software system or that there is a glitch in a software system. A glitch that can't be tracked down and is the fault of some shitty software company but they will never admit that it was an issue. They will just tell you it fixed itself.

Gawddamnit! I was right in the middle of getting the payment in the system and then it totally went TU and BPS'd on me.

by Jeff Downs July 22, 2009