awkward

passing a homeless person on your way to a coin star machine.

the most awkward thing that could happen is passing a homeless person carrying a jar full of change.

by Daniel Palu January 18, 2009

awkward silence

the silence in a conversation when all other parties feel that someone else should be talking, yet no one does. Usually happens directly after a weird comment is made or between two partners on a date.

After John made that dead baby joke, there was an awkward silence.

by Confused Desi December 10, 2006

Awkful

It is a situation that falls in between both categories of awkwardness and awfulness creating something known as awkful.

I have to make sandwiches with my boss, it is going to be so awkful

by Fragileharp July 24, 2019

awkwaintance

A person with whom you are insufficiently acquainted to either make easy small talk or enjoy a comfortable silence. An "awkwaintance" is often the friend of a friend; he or she is promoted to the position of "awkwaintance" when the mutual friend leaves you two alone.

(Ash and Gary are at dinner. Brock walks up.)

Ash: Oh, hey, it's Brock! What's going on, man! This is Gary; Gary, Brock. Join us, Brock!

(Brock joins.)
(10 minutes later.)

Ash: Sorry, I have to go be somewhere by myself for an unspecified length of time. Later, guys!

(Gary and Brock, newly made awkwaintances, finish their meals in uncomfortable silence, punctuated by disjointed small talk and uneasy chuckling.)

by ...IwasBrock September 25, 2011

awkwardize

The art of turning a normal conversation into an awkward situation.

"Did you see that video of a guy electrocuting himself? LMFAO"

"How can you find that stuff funny?"

"..."

"I totally awkwardized this conversation."

by 003Labs June 29, 2009

Awkward Cockblock

When you masterbate in you bathroom, and you are constantly cock blocked by a family member that wants to shit. They will yell, knock, pretty much suck the mood right out of you, and if they yell and knock hard enough, you will just cum all over the place, so in a sick sense, you couldve finished to your, baby sister, little sister, little brother, baby brother, mother, father, grandma, grandpa, uncles and aunts! you couldve finished to their voices, makin you a freak!

Guy 1 (jacking off) O yeah! Almost done

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Mom: (from other door) HURRY UP!

Guy 1: O shit! To much excitement! AHHH! (money shot)

Mom: What was that?

Guy 1: NOthing mom, you just did the Awkward Cockblock.

Mom: What?

Guy 1: NOthing...

by UN-luckyJACKER69 March 16, 2010

Awkmantic

awkward+romantic=awkmantic
an awkward yet romantic situation.

hooking up on the piano bench was totally awkmantic!

dude! the play with sam was totally awkmantic...

i was such a thirdwheel...making the situation for the two of them completely awkmantic

by motorcycle_babe August 3, 2010