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Julian Assange

A man accused of terrorism and endangering world peace while he is only standing up to corrupt world governments and corporations by exposing unethical acts they have engaged in

He is not afraid to tell the world the truth, and believes people have the right to know what government and corporations are up to behind closed doors
Julian Assange is NOT a terrorist, even though ignorant morons (predominantly Americans) think so, and some are calling for his death for defying the Patriot ACT
by RustlingJimmies February 26, 2011
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Assinine

Stupid, dim-witted, pointless
"This biology homework is so assinine."
by yeah, whatever November 15, 2003
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Julian Assange

Australian-born Publisher, Journalist, Activist and former computer hacker.

He gained worldwide attention when he released documents via Wikileaks exposing the corruption of corporations and various governments. Essentially, he let the people know the truth.

Although he gained many followers, he also gained many critics. The most common critique was that he was endangering lives. As usual, these allegations were false and not one instance has been recorded whereby someone has been hurt due to Assange's releases.
The only people criticising Julian Assange for telling us the truth are politicians who have been bought by corporations or blind followers of said bought politicians!
by 5449 April 19, 2011
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assination

The art of mass-mooning a major political figure to make a point; a form of protest.
Lee Harvey Oswald: Let's go use assination on Kennedy!
John: Yeah! That'll show him!
Jack: I concur! Showing him our asses will certainly get him to change his policy!

John: Alright! Let's go find more people to moon him!
Oswald: That's not what I meant...
by The Sciamancer December 28, 2009
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fat assin'

To slow poke around, to move slowly like a fat ass, or to drive slow on the freeway. ALso means to talk to someone.
Stop fat assin' around, I need to get home.

Man 1: *phone rings* Hi baby, im sitting here fat assin with Bruce, let me call you back.
Woman on phone: "Huh????"
by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 22, 2007
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Assinate

The action of blowing a fart in some poor unsuspecting persons face. Usually by accident.
"I bent over to pick up my books and assinated the poor guy next to me."

"OMG! I just assinated your mom!"
by Mylogylo August 21, 2008
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Assuing

This is when you take the 'me' out of the word 'assuming,' therefore eliminating yourself from the phrase "when you assume, you make an ass out of 'you' and 'me.'" This is only making an ass out of the other person.
Toby "I guarantee that you will get so drunk that you will pass out and get written on with permanent marker."

Jafar "Hey man, when you assume you are making an ass out of you and me!"

Toby "No, I'm assuing. I'm only making an ass out of you."
by dfash December 14, 2009
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