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assholistic

1. adjective describing someone who is acting like an asshole.
2. being an asshole
Boy: Why are you being such an assholistic bitch today?
Girl: Because you're always assholistic.
by yeahyouknowwww July 15, 2010
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bastardly assholish

A particularly fucked up thing to do to a person.
Beau, that was bastardly assholish of you to kick Kris in the balls like that!
by didgrairoosta September 27, 2015
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Assholian Noncerino Retardus

A very, very long time ago, in ancient Rome, one man was named this by his ungrateful mother. He was bullied endlessly throughout his time at school and nobody needed to call him names as his official name was bad enough. 20 years later, he legally changed his name and surprising to him, everyone was sad because they had no joy in calling him that name, instead, his name was Dave. Because of the mass sadness, he changed his name back to this where it is now immortalized.
"Shit, man. You're such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus, shape up."
by Common Millenial May 31, 2018
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Assholeson

Descendants of colonialism; namely, British, Canadians, and Americans who had stolen the land of the indigenous people and the genocide.
Many of us did not realize we are Assholeson.
by Seeit July 10, 2021
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Assholes Inc.

The guy who made the top definition for dumbass.
Assholes Inc.: Promoting dumbassedness since 2003
by WildTrapper's Dictionary June 19, 2020
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tight as assholes

Someone who does not want to spend money
Craig will not pay for a beer because he is tight as assholes
by Dlarmstrong December 13, 2017
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assholes

People that can't appreaciate all kinds of music no matter what genre.

Backed up all though music history.And from my expirences in the late 90's and 2000 years.People that will just fucking mess with you for liking one band or singer they don't.
Me: I like pop,rap,punk,country etc.
Them: Shut the fuck up!That kind of music sucks!
Me: Assholes! Why do you have to ruin everything good about music in general.
by kizzelly June 2, 2004
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