assage

a massage involving the ass

Example: Man, my ass is sore, could you give me an assage?

by Nicolle August 14, 2003

assaconda

way to describe large male genitalia that gets a lot of action. it refers to the amount of ass a guy gets along with the size of his penis.

Joe: Yo, I can't believe that Jimmy got with her. Shes so picky ive tried to get with her since freshman year.

Jackie: Well, I've heard he has an assaconda.

Joe: A what?!

Jackie: Haha an assaconda. Its when his dick is big, like an anaconda, which helps him get alot of ass.

Joe: Oh, ha makes sense.

by uhhhhhamanduhh<3 February 19, 2010

Assange

(n). A form of rash that develops following the waxing of body hair.

"I've got the this assange across my chest after my wax yesterday."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assachusetts

1. Formerly the 6TH state admitted to the Union of the United States of America (see Massachusetts) until announcing eligibility of homosexual couples to marry in the state, as if the rest of the Union cares.

2. Ted Kennedy's personal playground (see booty plunder alcohol forgetfullness hypocrisy).

3. Home of AA, the state's new abbreviation, as well as the acronym for the infamous counseling group for overconsuption of adult beverages.

I was originally born in Leominster, Assachusetts.

by jovet November 26, 2003

assage

Bastardization of "ownage" and "ass".
"That kicks ass" + "That owns"

"Kick assage!"

by Dur.... May 3, 2003

assalope

Smelly little creatures that tend to live under your beds, mate during spring, travel in herds.

"A herd of assalopes stole my lighter!"

by Ben Andetti January 11, 2008

assaids

Aids caught through anal sex

i hope my ex catches assaids and dies in a fire of gonorrhea

by tensux February 26, 2008