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Arsenal

Arsenal is a shit football club located in North London. Arsenal are fuckin shit and none of their players have any pride in their squad.
I have never seen such a shit performance today from you lot. You were playing like Arsenal today.
by I’m not a Nonce December 13, 2020
mugGet the Arsenalmug.

arsenic mother

A mother, usually in a developed country, that takes advantage of civil liberties to act a despot. Threatens physical violence to the weak and uses arsenic to kill or maim family members that challenge her.
What a good and lawful lady on the outside even when she is an arsenic mother underneath.
by fangedWu February 27, 2025
mugGet the arsenic mothermug.

Arsenal FC

Arsenal Football Club is a club in Northern London, founded as Dial Square in October of 1886, as of September, 2023, they are the 3rd most successful Premier League club, having 13 Premier League titles, below Liverpool, and Manchester United. Their grounds are called “The Emirates”, due to Arsenal having a sponsorship deal with Emirates Airlines. Their top scorer is forward Thierry Henry, and their top assister is also Thierry Henry. Their current captain is Norwegian midfielder Martin Ødegard, and their current manager is Spanish manager Mikel Arteta.
Arsenal’s largest win was a 12-0 win as Woolwich Arsenal against Loughborough in the Second Division, on 12th March 1900.
Their largest loss was also against Loughborough, as they lost 8-0 on 10th December 1896, in the Second Division.
“My favourite Premier League club is Arsenal FC.”
by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023
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Arsen

Is a complete badass who has a few STDs but doesn’t tell anyone.
Poor Arsen died of an extreme case of Gonorrhea
by Scott’s taint hair January 12, 2021
mugGet the Arsenmug.

Arsenal

A joke of a club that haven’t been a title since 2016 and they have to rely on a 19 yr old😂😂😂😂😂
Arsenal are a joke of a club
by 100 points February 12, 2021
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Arsenal

The worst club to ever exist on earth the supports such as Nathan are so deluded and delusional to the point it's not even funny. Such a shit club
"Wanna watch a shit game today, just go watch Arsenal"
by xKS_ January 19, 2021
mugGet the Arsenalmug.

Arsenal

A popular roblox game that every time you get a kill you switch weapons
Hey Tim do you want to play arsenal
by Epicrobloxman February 20, 2021
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