arsenic

1. A person who has the unexplainable attraction to touch other mens behinds
2. A person who cannot pull off looking cool, no matter how they hold their cigarette
3. A man with a phone more feminine then is commonly found

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

arsebiscuit

biscuit-shaped poo. Commonly occurs after playing scrabble. Also can be used as an insult for someone who is not clever.

Oi, you arsebiscuit!

by Monkey January 8, 2005

arsetickler

An word used to describe a homosexual man who enjoys tickling the arse of another man....

Noel "Was with such a hot guy last nite"

Terry "Thats siiiick, u arse tickled him didnt ya?!"

Noel "Yup"

Terry "You are the definition of arsetickler!!!"

by Terry9/11 May 17, 2010

arsebiscuit

Originates from an acient Mongowian curse.

Means; dried up poo-poo.

I must be really dehydrated, I left a ruddy great arsebiscuit in the loo!

by jason April 13, 2004

arselock

when you try to fuck a girl in the ass but you get rejected.

guy 1: gosh rebecca is such an arselock!

guy 2: im not.....

guy 1: WHAT?

by datdangoleboomhauer13 April 19, 2011

arsenist

Denotes someone who verbally "lights a fire under people" to try and persuade them to give him some ass, either literally or figuratively (i.e., he may not literally ask for sexual favors, but he will request something "equally momentous" that far exceeds what he could reasonably expect under the circumstances). This intense and persistent pressuring could include attempted bribery, laying a guilt trip on the person, offering to forgive a debt/obligation that the potential provider owes him, refusing to provide much-needed assistance unless the person "submits his cheeks", etc.

Motorist who has slid into a ditch: I would rather pay a tow truck than call Harry for help --- he's such an awful arsenist!

by QuacksO January 13, 2015

arsewiper

An arsewiper is a gay man, who is the giver rather the receiver in a gay relationship. It is the act of masturbating, and at the point of cumming he will ejaculate along the length of his partners arse crack. He will then run his penis up and down the crack. This is often done by young gay men who are working up to full anal. Occasionally they may take turns.

I met a new partner last week who wanted me to roger him on our first date. He was very nervous so I settled for being an arsewiper that night.

by pipesucker February 28, 2018